I believe this is the start of something painful

The day didn't quite end off with a bang. So when one of the staff from them insurance/bank agencies approached me for the second time, I replied, "Yeah, I'm in the army." Naturally, she started explaining something about a saving's account to me.

(Students can't open a savings account apparently. The first time they asked if I was in the army and for some of my time, I said I was still studying. So to all reading this, guys with shaved heads are not necessarily in the army. Don't be fooled!)

It was just harmless fun, I thought. A friendly chat and a nice game of pretend might just cheer me up. SO, I was Samuel, 18, in the army and playing rugby for SAFSA for that half hour. As I was drifting in and out, I was wondering how the hell she didn't notice I was in school pants, carrying books around, and other give away factors like such. After about 30 mins or so I got bored and said I had to be home for dinner. I should be expecting a call this weekend. One which I am not going to answer.
Thank god the road show ends this Sunday.